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Offline XD40SC

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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2011, 11:14:26 PM »
A young couple was parked doing what young couples do. They heard a scratching at the door of their car. They took off in a cloud of dust. When the boy opened the car door, he noticed a hook from a mans hand stuck in the door handle.

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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2011, 02:49:56 AM »
that was just the girls dads way of sending a message to the boy,mabe.. :)

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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2011, 06:13:05 AM »
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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2011, 07:23:58 AM »
"Today is a good day to die"
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everyone hears but very few see. (I can't see either, I'm not on the corporate board making rules that sound exactly the opposite of what they mean, plus loopholes) ear
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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2011, 08:07:38 AM »
HEH, easy one. Islam is a religion of peace. Now thats pretty far out. POWDERMAN.       

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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2011, 09:05:11 PM »
purports to share a petroleum industry insider's tips for saving money at the gas pump.

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Email contributed by Skip M., Aug. 24, 2007:

I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth.
1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload that we load is temperature-compensated so that the indicated gallonage is actually the amount pumped. A one-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for businesses, but service stations don't have temperature compensation at their pumps.

2. If a tanker truck is filling the station's tank at the time you want to buy gas, do not fill up; most likely dirt and sludge in the tank is being stirred up when gas is being delivered, and you might be transferring that dirt from the bottom of their tank into your car's tank.

3. Fill up when your gas tank is half-full (or half-empty), because the more gas you have in your tank the less air there is and gasoline evaporates rapidly, especially when it's warm. (Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating 'roof' membrane to act as a barrier between the gas and the atmosphere, thereby minimizing evaporation.)

4. If you look at the trigger you'll see that it has three delivery settings: slow, medium and high. When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to the high setting. You should be pumping at the slow setting, thereby minimizing vapors created while you are pumping. Hoses at the pump are corrugated; the corrugations act as a return path for vapor recovery from gas that already has been metered. If you are pumping at the high setting, the agitated gasoline contains more vapor, which is being sucked back into the underground tank so you're getting less gas for your money.

Hope this will help ease your 'pain at the pump'.


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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2011, 01:27:19 AM »
magooch, I am so glad that I swallowed my mouthful of coffee before I started reading your post, didn't see that one coming, LOL..................steg

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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2011, 01:59:49 PM »
Elvis' motorcycle found in barn  8)
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Re: Favorite urban myth
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2011, 06:49:46 PM »
Amen Spirithawk, amen!

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