"Re: please set me back on the straight and narrow". OK, you asked for it: (1) gitcher head outta yer butt boy; (2) straighten yer azz out, now; make sure both shoes are tied; gitcher gig line straight dangit; ya in the Air Force er somethin' boy - ya'll learn to shine them shoes with a chocolate bar; gol-dangit, stand up straight and wipe that smile offin yer face; what the hay are ya, a lab rat er somethin'? Eggskuz me, but when I threw Seals outta airplanes and they worried about bein' hurt, I simply reminded them that they were part of the food chain and not to worry.
Now, don't forget that po-lise, the feds, and SAS train a heck of a lot differently than you would train for self defense and you cannot use their type of training for a courtroom defense - oh yes yer honor, after I tapped him twice inna chest I put two mo through his punkin to make sure he stayed down. They (SAS, esp) train to kill, plain and simple, and their techniques include multiple hits from multiple weapons - ie: SAS train in 2 man teams with each placing two shots into their intended target, either the head or the chest and each SAS soldier who follows along puts his own two intoanyone he encounters, whether standing or not. SEALS train to take down their opponent before someone else makes sushi outta'm, and don't get me started on the rest.......
Stick with the 45 and let the other guys justify their use of the 9. Now, did I straighten yer azz out er what?