Author Topic: BIN LADEN DEAD!!! (Read 2416 times)

Cabin4 · « **Reply #60 on:** May 02, 2011, 08:17:19 PM »

Its the catch of the century and obama dumps the body in the sea in order to comply with islamic tradition.......ahhh....whats wrong with this??

O is a moron.

ratdog · « **Reply #61 on:** May 02, 2011, 08:37:55 PM »

animals don't have death certificates besides i don't believe any thing the government says.

wreckhog · « **Reply #62 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:35:12 AM »

Quote from: OldSchoolRanger on May 02, 2011, 07:45:36 PM

Quote from: Old Fart on May 02, 2011, 04:52:57 PM
What do you guys think the chances are that OBL is still alive on that navy vessel being interrogated right now?
That scenario is possible but highly unlikely, what would you do with Osama after his usefulness runs out? Declare him "reincarnated" then bring him to trial and execution? I can see it now, Obama saying: "Bush , bought him back to life.

There is a possible explanation. What if Osama never existed? I never met him. Alex Jones said that he has been frozen for 10 years.

Old Fart · « **Reply #63 on:** May 03, 2011, 04:13:46 AM »

It appears most of you found the humor in my question.......

guzzijohn · « **Reply #64 on:** May 03, 2011, 04:34:27 AM »

Quote from Cabin4:

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Its the catch of the century and obama dumps the body in the sea in order to comply with islamic tradition.......ahhh....whats wrong with this??

O is a moron.

This was taken from another poster on a different forum but makes a lot of sense to me:
"Obama could have made a concession to muslim burial practice, and it wouldn't hurt anything. But the prime reason is surely much more realistic. Nobody wants to have the body buried in their backyard. It would definitely attract all kinds of vermin anywhere it eventually ended up. Just imagine that 'god hates fags' pastor holding rallies near it while the muslim brotherhood arranges weekly services... and citizens of a bunch of different 'stans riot and terror for the release and return of the bastard.

The only realistic solution Obama had was to disappear the corpse so it couldn't cause more problems. Burn and spread its ashes or the fantastic solution of dumping it at sea.
The muslim burial thing was a lip-service nod to the religion that cost him nothing and shows usa as the opposite of the bloddy barbarians. It is taking the high road and making sure the bad guys get their noses rubbed in the fact.
Extremely clever."

GuzziJohn

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #65 on:** May 03, 2011, 04:36:18 AM »

I think it's the new Catch and Release program. I'll bet he pissed himself when he saw these guys coming:

ratdog · « **Reply #66 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:15:19 AM »

animals don't get a death certificate.besides i don't believe any thing the government says anymore.but i would like to see some pictures might just might change my opinion.

Cabin4 · « **Reply #67 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:55:42 AM »

I would not be "Mouslim Correct" for O to show pictures of his dead brothers.

Spirithawk · « **Reply #68 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:41:22 PM »

Well, if it is true that the SEALs got him then at least we have the satisfaction of knowing that the last thing he saw was an American soldier sighting down his weapon before the trigger was pulled! If that part is true then I could care less what they did with his body, but on the up side, if he was dumped at sea it sure puts a damper on them making a shrine out of his grave now don't it?

oldsoldja · « **Reply #69 on:** May 03, 2011, 01:10:59 PM »

now we need a new arch enemy.

LONGTOM · « **Reply #70 on:** May 03, 2011, 05:55:02 PM »

Now what are we to do on vacation at the beach.
It will be elbow to elbow with OBLs followers all lined up in a row along all the beaches around the world giving praise to their fallen hero!!!
Won't even be able to get a line in the surf.
That should be fun to watch though, how they handle wet sand.
I don't think they are used to that.
Next thing you will see is NO CAMEL PARKING signs along the beach.

LONGTOM

Hooker · « **Reply #71 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:25:58 PM »

Quote from: LONGTOM on May 03, 2011, 05:55:02 PM

Now what are we to do on vacation at the beach.
It will be elbow to elbow with OBLs followers all lined up in a row along all the beaches around the world giving praise to their fallen hero!!!
Won't even be able to get a line in the surf.
That should be fun to watch though, how they handle wet sand.
I don't think they are used to that.
Next thing you will see is NO CAMEL PARKING signs along the beach.

LONGTOM

Next time I visit the beach I think I'll pee in the water

Pat

mcwoodduck · « **Reply #72 on:** May 06, 2011, 07:43:19 AM »

Not sure if this is relivant but Al Quieda syas it was him that was killed in the raid.

Cabin4 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2011, 07:47:48 AM »

They are confirming he is a marter. They need a new leader and need to get this internal struggle behind them so they can move forward. Confirming his death is self serving as well. Someone needs to claim to be thier new leader.

Casull · « **Reply #74 on:** May 06, 2011, 08:38:08 AM »

Personally, I find it odd and a little too convenient that they would do so, especially this quickly.

Swampman · « **Reply #75 on:** May 06, 2011, 08:44:19 AM »

If he's dead (and I don't believe he is,) it didn't happen within the last few years.

mcwoodduck · « **Reply #76 on:** May 06, 2011, 08:47:44 AM »

My guess is the guy that confirmed he is dead from the organization is the one, even is he is not let's target him.
Just a point of order, we offer protection to journalists to protect their sources here.
Can we snatch an Al Jazera reporter and water board the location and information of his contact with Al Quieda?

Of course the announcement fuels the conspericy theory that it was not him.
How do you end a man hunt when one side says "we think we got him" "we are very sure we got him even used the DNA stuff you hear aout on CSI" and the other side says "YEP" well the Yep will stop the man hunt and people will question what happened and some will even accuse the President and hi leftist hate America leaning with the Muslium past of collaberating and allowing the hunt to end.

Spirithawk · « **Reply #77 on:** May 07, 2011, 04:49:38 PM »

The fish want to know why we always dump our garbage in their back yard?

magooch · « **Reply #78 on:** May 08, 2011, 03:45:26 AM »

Quote from: Cabin4 on May 06, 2011, 07:47:48 AM

They are confirming he is a marter. They need a new leader and need to get this internal struggle behind them so they can move forward. Confirming his death is self serving as well. Someone needs to claim to be thier new leader.

I have someone in mind to replace the leader of al Qaeda. This guy is even more dangerous to our country and our freedom than bin Laden ever thought of being. Our troopers wouldn't even have to leave our shores to take him out. Let's roll.

wreckhog · « **Reply #79 on:** May 08, 2011, 04:40:52 AM »

Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 06, 2011, 08:47:44 AM

My guess is the guy that confirmed he is dead from the organization is the one, even is he is not let's target him.
Just a point of order, we offer protection to journalists to protect their sources here.
Can we snatch an Al Jazera reporter and water board the location and information of his contact with Al Quieda?

Of course the announcement fuels the conspericy theory that it was not him.
How do you end a man hunt when one side says "we think we got him" "we are very sure we got him even used the DNA stuff you hear aout on CSI" and the other side says "YEP" well the Yep will stop the man hunt and people will question what happened and some will even accuse the President and hi leftist hate America leaning with the Muslium past of collaberating and allowing the hunt to end.

OK, lets say we waterboard the Paki Prez, any downside?

mcwoodduck · « **Reply #80 on:** May 09, 2011, 08:04:52 AM »

And the Jokes have started.
"guy walks into a bar and orders a Bin Laden.
the bartender says I do not know that one, what is it.
The guy says .
TWO SHOTS AND A SPLASH OF WATER.

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #81 on:** May 09, 2011, 08:22:43 AM »

Yes, a huge downside: America becomes undeniably imperialist. We are practically there now with the addition of Libya to our list of wars. This is a huge problem that creates massive diplomatic challenges for our country.

Spirithawk · « **Reply #82 on:** May 09, 2011, 03:18:02 PM »

Just don't shave between now and then and wear a turbin.

OldSchoolRanger · « **Reply #83 on:** May 09, 2011, 07:03:42 PM »

This says it all.