I noticed when my wife was cutting out a pattern to sew...
the paper! Yep, mic's out at .002. I can just see it now. "yeah, man, I'm shootin' a little black A-Line dress pattern that really stacks 'em on top of each other"
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But seriously, might have some merit, for those of us whose wives still sew. For others, they're cheap enough at yard sales etc. Have the wife pick 'em up....