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Offline briarpatch

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« on: October 17, 2011, 03:22:00 PM »

 


 S O M E T I MES

 Sometimes....

 when you cry...

 no one sees your tears.



 Sometimes...

 when you are in pain...

 no one sees your hurt.

 Sometimes...

 when you are worried...

 no one sees your stress.

 Sometimes...

 when you are happy...

 no one sees your smile.



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 But FART !!just ONE friggin' time.....


 And everybody knows!!
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Offline Old Syko

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Re: True
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 04:01:08 PM »
It's what I always called elevator music.  But only as I was getting out. ;D
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Re: True
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2011, 04:10:12 PM »
HEH. A few years ago a guy cut a huge one in Church during the sermon. He and his wife were sitting in the 2 nd to last pew and it was loud enough the pastor even stopped preaching briefly. He shrugged his shoulders and said, oh well, these things happen. His wife was mortified. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Re: True
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 04:45:09 PM »
I always blame it on the creakey floor boards in my old farm house! One of the funniest things I ever saw, I was sitting there watching TV and my dog came in and sat down a second later he let out an audible fart. He then stood up and turned and looked at his butt with a look of puzzlement on his face. I about died laughing.
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Re: True
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 06:47:19 PM »
spikehorn - A good friend of mine always use to blame it on his youngest son, until the kid started yelling "It was daddy!"  Now he blames it on the dog. ;D
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Re: True
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 07:52:36 PM »
my wife and i were at the store and a old lady around 80 or 90 cut loose i told my wife man your loud she really got mad. when i was younger the guys told me that girls can't break wind i thought it was true till i got married.boy those old one's can. ;D
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Re: True
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2011, 07:14:05 AM »
Quote from: ratdog on October 17, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
my wife and i were at the store and a old lady around 80 or 90 cut loose i told my wife man your loud she really got mad. when i was younger the guys told me that girls can't break wind i thought it was true till i got married.boy those old one's can. ;D

 
HEH, you got that right. All my wife has to do is LOOK at a picture of a bean. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Mr. Charles Glenn “Charlie” Nelson, age 73, of Payneville, KY passed away Thursday, October 14, 2021 at his residence. RIP Charlie, we'll will all miss you. GB

Only half the people leave an abortion clinic alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAiOEV0v2RM
What part of ILLEGAL is so hard to understand???
I learned everything about islam I need to know on 9-11-01.
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDqmy1cSqgo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u9kieqGppE&feature=related
http://www.illinois.gov/gov/contactthegovernor.cfm

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Re: True
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2011, 10:07:01 AM »
Quote from: powderman on October 18, 2011, 07:14:05 AM
Quote from: ratdog on October 17, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
my wife and i were at the store and a old lady around 80 or 90 cut loose i told my wife man your loud she really got mad. when i was younger the guys told me that girls can't break wind i thought it was true till i got married.boy those old one's can. ;D

 
HEH, you got that right. All my wife has to do is LOOK at a picture of a bean. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D

My mom says if you poke each bean with a fork before you eat it, it will let the gas out!
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Re: True
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2011, 10:20:07 AM »
Two old women were in church , one says I hope church is over soon my butt is going to sleep. The other says she knows , it keeps snoring.
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