How many times must I learn the hard way?

[Conan The Librarian]

Do not cut up chili peppers to make hot sauce, then rub your eye. owoooo! Must not be painful enough because I did it again.


Learned once and for all not to perform normal anatomical handling during male urination after handling hot peppers. Once was enough!

[Old Syko]

Been there on both counts.  The second and what I considered most important infraction came after wearing gloves that I discovered to be to porous to contain the oils of a pepper.  Even though I learned my lesson I still couldn't win the battle.