So Im driving along thinking on the next four sets and I dont see a littlish gully. Now Im not going fast any how but the gully is sorta on a slope and a bit on a diagonal. You know the type, when the front wheel drops in you go out of the seat, save for the steering wheel. The other front wheel hits just before the opposite back, you bounce off the roof and the coupe de ta, the last rear wheel dumps and the back axel along with the entire truck bounces, jumbling drag chains to the extent that a six pack wont see them untangled. Well, that happen to me today with a bit of a twist! My new 4 0z bottle of Asa Lenons coyote Nature Call came unloose from the carrier went air born and landed squarely on the 1.25 inch schedule 80 handle of my stake puller. :x
So, I get to my next stop fifty or so yards after the bump and had to change gloves
the ones I were using smell of Nature Call. Funny, since I hadnt applied any for the last four sets??? :? Set finished back in the truck, man, throw those gloves in the back that stuff is strong. Next set I need more waxed dirt from the side doors and things smelled
:eek: OH SH@#! What could I do? I couldnt very well clean the truck out there, well not if I wanted to catch any yotes or make a new fangled draw station set
sooo. I finished the last the sets and headed home.
I dont want to call Natures Call loud, but when I hit the hard road and looked in my mirror I had 13 coyotes, four stray dogs and a goat trailing the van. Asa, whats with the Goat? :shock:
Good God and the hogs got, CEERIPES and me after them; what a trip home. :cry: First off my stomach turned over so many times it wound up my guts and pulled my hemorrhoids two inches into my colon. That drew my anal sphincter so tight that I just know Ill be constipated till the end of the season, March 15th! Asa what in the world do you put in that stuff? There ought a be a warning label.
Im on here so late cause my eyes watered to the extent that my electrolytes where depleted and I just got back from the emergency room after an infusion of saline
anti shock treatment. Asa, the Docs wanted me to find out if that stuff was ionic and would be cleared on first passage through my kidneys or if it would need to be modified by my liver before I cleared? :?
Nothing like riding down the highway at 70 mph all the windows down and the heater going full blast, you have any idea how cold it is at 7000feet in NM in January at sunset? Well Ill tell you this it is P-L-U-M cold! :eek: I now know how it felt running an open cab dump truck, hauling coal mid winter with a bucket of charcoal at your feet to keep from DYING. :eek:
Oh yeh, there is the issue of my Otitis Media. Yep not only do my ears hurt but my tinnitus now sounds like some sorta heavy metal, Kiss guitar busting, rap music instead of a pleasant ringing.
Now all I want to know Asa is; ARE YOU INSURED? If I'm lyin I'm dyin! Do you have a replacement policy or are you like Rascal and offer only an Oklahoma garantee...if it breaks you get both pieces? :x
Well Im going to go out and hang the hammock and find my 10 degree sleeping bag
the wife says I stink. :?
Wackys out of here! Laters. :roll:
