Author Topic: Dream + reality mixes...  (Read 265 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Victor3

  • GBO Supporter
  • Trade Count: (22)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4241
Dream + reality mixes...
« on: April 08, 2012, 01:35:55 AM »
 Last night I was having a dream I was at work (a factory). I was standing near some machinery and felt something sharp jab my leg from behind. I turned around and saw that a guy loading a long steel bar into a lathe had backed the end of it into my leg. "Hey, watch it bud!" I said. "Oops, sorry man." he said. Then he did it again, and I got a little hot with him.
 
 Right then I woke up and found my cat standing on the back of my thigh, doing that 'kneading' thing they do with their claws when they're getting ready to take a nap.  ;D
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly, one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."

Sherlock Holmes

Offline oldsoldja

  • "what ever you do, dont smoke."
  • Trade Count: (149)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1114
  • endeavor to persevere
Re: Dream + reality mixes...
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 02:38:12 AM »
i once peed in the closet.
TDC, 2x TJC, 7x57, 3030mann,.356,300aac,.30carbine,2x50-70, 375win,243 fluted,30-06 ported, 454 casull,270 fluted.458wm,7mm-08 shorty,223 shorty,35 whel,16g folder, 357talo, 45colt carbine,35 rem,22250 fluted, 4570shorty, 22hornetshorty , 357max, 17m2,7.62x39, 12g fluted slug, 450 marlin, 22mag, 22lr,10g camo, 38-55, 17hmr custom, 410g, m48 16g,44 mag talo,410-12m, m8-12g, m158 20g, 22jet ,wh 45-70 bc,.280,58 50 45 MLS, 12g folder,4x 30-30,3x17hmr,m4816g,410,.308,45-120,3x204 fluted, 20gslug, 25-06,12g ported slug, 20g ribbed, .270ported, 22h mann, 500shorty .357.444,20g,45-70,223,12g, 7.62x39 shorty, 20g greenwing, 500sw talo, 4x 45-70 bc, 22khornet

Offline magooch

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6644
Re: Dream + reality mixes...
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 03:51:25 AM »
I've peed in London
I've peed in France
Before I'd pee in the closet
I'd pee in my pants
Swingem

Offline BBF

  • GBO Supporter
  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10042
  • Gender: Male
  • I feel much better now knowing it will get worse.
Re: Dream + reality mixes...
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2012, 04:59:24 AM »
I was in a cross country foot race in Alaska. After crossing the finish line I fell down and just could gasp
                 
                         " Get the **&# back pack off me."
 
I woke up just in time before passing out with the cat sitting on my back.
What is the point of Life if you can't have fun.

Offline Brett

  • Trade Count: (6)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5148
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dream + reality mixes...
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2012, 04:34:38 PM »
One of the weirdest dreams I ever had was when I dosed off while riding with my sister in her car headed to the Cape on a road we traveled often.   In the dream I was also riding with my sister in her car, on that same stretch of road.  In my dream she suddenly swerved into a gas station and took the door off a car that was sitting at the pumps with its drivers door open then headed back out onto the roadway, never slowing down.   The shock of this jolted me awake and I immediately looked out the passenger side window just in time to see the gas station disappearing over my shoulder!  I snapped my head around to look at her with eyes that must have been the size of baby moon hubcaps because she said "Cripe, what the heck is wrong with you?" or something to that effect. 
Life memberships:  <><, NRA, BASS, NAFC