Author Topic: My computers crashin (Read 649 times)

rollingb · « **on:** January 26, 2004, 04:09:58 AM »

Robert Wiser please contact me thru a "PM"!!

My e_mail is not working!!

Ramrod · « **Reply #1 on:** January 26, 2004, 12:32:11 PM »

rollingb, either get that damn thing fixed, or start spending more time at the public library! There's some here that miss your posts.
Ramrod

crow_feather · « **Reply #2 on:** January 26, 2004, 02:50:47 PM »

Rollingb,

Your computer needs help. There are moving parts in it so maybe it needs some oil. Just pour a whole bunch of oil in the thing.

Or maybe it's dirty inside. Just throw some water and liquid soap in there and shake it around some. Oh Yea! Unplug it first.

If that don't work, try pounding on it some. But don't hurt your hand - use a barrel or something.

Now if none of that works, don't worry - you won't need an excuse ta git anether one!

C F

rollingb · « **Reply #3 on:** January 26, 2004, 03:14:29 PM »

Crow Feather

I "have been" beatin on it!!!!

Started out usen my hand then I "went ta kickin" it sumpthin fierce!!

I think ther is too many liddle "wires" in ther for "proper maintence" so the next thing I"m gonna do is pull some ofem out!!

"WOWWEEE"!!!!! Should"a unpluged it first!!! :eek:

KING · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2004, 04:29:47 PM »

Now,I am sure that anybody that has read my post will know that I am somewhat limited on computer knowledge. Now there is a few things that I DO know. If my computer is running kinda slow,I take a vacuum to it. Kinda surprising how must dust accumulates innit. Now for a real secret.....dont tell anyone about this. Mice are very good and expert computer repair type critters. I have found that when they have been playing onna keyboard,and kinda storing things in the hollow places in the thingie that stands up with all the flashing lights on it............everything works better. The secret is that the White Footed Mouse is the real one for making these things work good. HONEST GUYS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :-D :-D ..........Stay safe..................King

rollingb · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2004, 05:00:16 PM »

This computer is diffinitly actin "wacky" (kinda like a beautiful Mountain Blue Bird wearin Crow Feathers)!!

I"m gonna haf ta see if I can find any liddle "white footed" critters to work on this thang!!

It is darn neart a "hollow shell" now thet I"ve pulled most of the "innards" out of it!! (and the liddle green light is "STILL" on) :?: :idea: :gulp:

crow_feather · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2004, 01:22:13 PM »

They never shoulda gotten rid of the drums and smoke. First that tellergrapf thing, then that tellerfone thing, now that elektronik mail. Perdy soon yer gonna think sumpin and get yer face slapped fer you get ta sey it.

C F

rollingb · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2004, 02:04:37 PM »

Crow Feather

You got thet right!!

Fact is my wife walked in the room as I was jerk"n wires outta this "thang"!!
Then she "booted me in tha butt real hard"!!! (she musta red my thots of throwin this computer in tha "wash out" hind tha house!!)

propredator · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2004, 04:46:35 PM »

Rollingb if your wife is like mine you will be getten a new putter before you know it.Last year lighting hit the teleyphone box down the road and fryed mine,didnt work to good any hows.
She is a computer junkey i found out in a short time.

It took a total of 3 days or so and she had her a new one,so the way to get a new one is just ruin the old one.
sounds like you been worken on that idea already :-D

rollingb · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2004, 05:40:29 PM »

Propredator :-D

My wife mentioned last night thet maybe we should git a "new computer"!! I tolt her to have a little "faith" in my "repairability"!! (she jest laughed and rolled her eyes!!)

tacks · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2004, 08:45:21 PM »

well now that I'm sighned up again at GB's do you fellers promise not a have wars again!?? I swear it's tiresum watchinthat stuff.

If it weren't for a few good an honest freinds I have meeted across these here puter lines the last few years I'd never join up the first place,

rondo,ya dun good,,the feller yer findin is near,,it's a matter of "phone tag" now.
that's all I know about that, tacks

crow_feather · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2004, 07:46:28 AM »

Tacks,

You do know how to throw water on a hot thread. Someday stand up for what you believe and you'll see a disagreement.

C F

tacks · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2004, 04:09:58 PM »

yep, feather,yer right, I ain't never seen no reason fer fellers ta be fightin amoungst them selves.
I do what a can ta bring folks over ta enjoyin trad BP arms an such,,but I don't hold "on high" to no man.
I seen sum,,an thars sum I gots ta see,I'm just a feller what's gonna die.
What I seen on these boardes is olde timers forget from whence they came,,they learned it an then forgot when it gots to be "rote", so when a newbie comes up they cain't teach,, they forgot what an when they learned! It's habit!
You can answer this thread sarcasticly,caint ya?
This is why all the in-liners are doggin us! But ya forgot how ta answer "what lube"?.
Did someone give you the "magic lube"? What did it take for you to find it? How did ya do it? Tell the truth! I ain't doginya about in-lines I'm as trad as ya git!

Same as you pal.."stand up for what you beleive" Don't tear me down ta prove it. What? afraid of disagreement? That thread's done. I thought.
What Lube? What's best for you and why?

rollingb · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2004, 05:32:21 PM »

This is a great place to "relax" now thanks to Graybeard!!

Unfortunately "boards" of this quality are rare_ and this is an excellent place to come to avoid "baiting" by tha fellers what usually start out by say"n ___ inlines are the "same" as traditional muzzleloaders_ only "A WHOLE LOT BETTER"!!

Course we don"t have to "worry" bout thet happen"n any more_ now thet "each" muzzleloader has it"s own board!!

The only thing I argue with now_ is this "danged computer"!! (and ahem afeared it might be winin!)