Johnny's story is the last one which relates to Obama's idea
about salesmanship to the American public..
> The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
> Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
> productive salesmanship.
>
> Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30" she
> said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
> spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good,
> Sally" said the teacher.
>
> Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I
> explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
> "Very good, Jenny" said the teacher.
>
> Eventually, it was Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath, as
> Johnny always had a 'different' take on things. Johnny walked to the
> front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's
> desk. "$2,467" he said.
> "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
> ' Toothbrushes" said Johnny.
> "Toothbrushes" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
> tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town"
> said Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked
> by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes
> like dog crap!" Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a
> toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something
> crappy, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free, and
> then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."
>
> Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his little heart...
HEH, I reckon obummer is doing some good after all. POWDERMAN.
