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Offline 52bagman

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Redneck Security System
« on: November 03, 2012, 02:55:16 AM »
Good friend just sent this, might work. What do you think?
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Re: Redneck Security System
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2012, 03:26:09 AM »
That system assumes that the punks and crooks can read and are sober enough to take heed of clues.  The drugged out idiots around here would break into the cop shop if they thought there was something in there they wanted.
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Re: Redneck Security System
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 04:24:34 AM »
Well, it is funny!

About dogs, I took care of a big mastiff one time for a friend because I was living in a house with a fenced in yard. Really cool dog! Big! Really big! Weighted 185, and all muscle, with a neck 11 inches wide.

But such a sweet dog.

A bit scary too.

When somebody would come to the gate of the back yard, he'd be sitting behind a bush looking through the branches and leaves and growling so low as to be barely audible.

There was never any incident, but I wonder what he might have done.
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Re: Redneck Security System
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 04:34:12 AM »
Quote from: Conan The Librarian on November 03, 2012, 04:24:34 AM
Well, it is funny!

About dogs, I took care of a big mastiff one time for a friend because I was living in a house with a fenced in yard. Really cool dog! Big! Really big! Weighted 185, and all muscle, with a neck 11 inches wide.

But such a sweet dog.

A bit scary too.

When somebody would come to the gate of the back yard, he'd be sitting behind a bush looking through the branches and leaves and growling so low as to be barely audible.

There was never any incident, but I wonder what he might have done.


I have three dogs, two 60 lbs and one 100 lbs.  The 100 lbs is sweet as can be.  The two 60 lbs will rip you a new one.
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Re: Redneck Security System
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2012, 10:36:02 AM »
I have a big Blue Heeler, 75lbs. He has one mean bark, sounds like he wieghts 150, nothing but a big baby. His name is Ruger tho.
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Re: Redneck Security System
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2012, 07:00:18 PM »
I have a Min Pin (Miniture Pinscher) 10 lbs of pinging terror.  At least that is what every one thinks.  he is pinging off the walls constantly, the most energetic animal I have ever had anything to do with.  And he acts like he is the meanest thing in the world.  He has scared the heck out of several Gate Guards at Ft Wainwright trying to get to them through a closed window.

But he's all bluff and bluster.  Sky's buddies come in and you think they are going to get hurt.  They reach down and pick him up and tell him to shut up.  He does as told, once they have him in their arms.  He has never bit anyone.  He just wants the affection.
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Re: Redneck Security System
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 07:16:30 PM »
Quote from: Sourdough on November 03, 2012, 07:00:18 PM
I have a Min Pin (Miniture Pinscher) 10 lbs of pinging terror.  At least that is what every one thinks.  he is pinging off the walls constantly, the most energetic animal I have ever had anything to do with.  And he acts like he is the meanest thing in the world.  He has scared the heck out of several Gate Guards at Ft Wainwright trying to get to them through a closed window.

But he's all bluff and bluster.  Sky's buddies come in and you think they are going to get hurt.  They reach down and pick him up and tell him to shut up.  He does as told, once they have him in their arms.  He has never bit anyone.  He just wants the affection.

All you need is an early warning system.....he sounds perfect.
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