Way, way, way back when I had my first job at Walgreens, at which I could come in with a nasty hang-over and Big Tom, my boss and the owner, would just shake his head and smile, and on occasion give me a pill which just might help my hang-over, there was a greeting card with the spiel that pretty much describes the state the Republican Party is in.
Where's my keys; where's my car, where am I, who am I and WHY?