socialist- you have two cows, the government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
democrat- you have two cows, your neighbor has none, you feel guilty for being successful, you vote people into office who tax your cows forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax, the people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor, you feel righteous.
communist- you have two cows, the government seizes both, and provides you with one cup of milk per day.
republican-you have two cows, you sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
