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Offline jeepmann1948

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Senior Moment
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:43:56 AM »
For some strange reason I thought about my friends here when I read this:

There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to Harper about the gun registry people running amok.
I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2012, 12:53:55 AM »
My life is one big senior moment. :P
 
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 01:46:03 AM »
mine two
 
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2012, 01:49:56 AM »
That made my morning jeepmann.  So far I haven't gone that far up the senior ladder but I'm getting pretty close.
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2012, 01:59:18 AM »
Gotta love it George.  Sounds like something I would do.  I'm forever misinterpreting what folks tell me.......especially my wife ::) ::) .......and that gets dangerous :o

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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2012, 03:51:57 AM »
What??   ???   Sumbody say sumpin?   ???
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2012, 04:31:41 AM »
That's right up there with shooting turkeys in the frozen food section of the grocery store. ;D Please don't think I'm knocking on all you old farts. With a little luck I'll be there someday sooner than I think. ;)

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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2012, 05:34:35 AM »
Quote from: AtlLaw on December 19, 2012, 03:51:57 AM
What??   ???   Sumbody say sumpin?   ???

That's me, with my hearin I'd be safe!!  :-[

Thanks for the laugh George!  8)

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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2012, 08:54:15 AM »
To quote Larry the Cable Guy, "I don't care who you are.....that there was funny!"  Merry Christmas to all.
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2012, 10:23:26 AM »
OUTSTANDING!  ;D
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2012, 10:46:08 AM »



    ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 11:52:50 AM »
 ;D That's funny!
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 02:39:10 PM »
George, that is outstanding.Thanks ,  Doug
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 02:45:46 PM »
Thanks man, I needed that!
 
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Re: Senior Moment
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2012, 05:55:58 PM »
Lately, it seems every moment is a senior moment for me. :P :-[   
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