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Offline jh45gun

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It's a Male thing?
« on: February 14, 2004, 11:26:26 AM »
It's a Male thing!
> > A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
> > front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
> >
> > "You know,dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman.
> > My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my
> > butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all
> > flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something
> > positive to make me feel better about myself."
> >
> > He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft, thoughtful
> > voice,
> > "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
> >
> > Services will be held Saturday at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
> >
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Offline Dali Llama

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Re: It's a Male thing?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2004, 12:57:08 PM »
Quote from: jh45gun
It's a Male thing!
> > A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
> > front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
> >
> > "You know,dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman.
> > My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my
> > butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all
> > flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something
> > positive to make me feel better about myself."
> >
> > He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft, thoughtful
> > voice,
> > "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
> >
> > Services will be held Saturday at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
> >
It appear husband could have at least said hair look nice, say Dali Llama... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Offline Red Neck64

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It's a Male thing?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2004, 06:03:34 AM »
Did she shoot him with his own gun? :)
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Offline clodbuster

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male thing II
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2004, 12:03:07 PM »
Hope this is OK with the rules.  An older woman again in front of the mirror admiring her  freshly augmented assets.  She says to her husband "dear I went back to the doctor today and he said I now have the breasts of a 25 year old."   Her  husband replied"what about your 50 year old ass?"  She said  " I think I'll keep you."
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2004, 04:32:26 AM »
:-D  :grin:  :-)  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2004, 07:06:35 PM »
:)    :)    :)    :idea:    :toast:
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Re: male thing II
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2004, 02:06:46 AM »
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Hope this is OK with the rules.  An older woman again in front of the mirror admiring her  freshly augmented assets.  She says to her husband "dear I went back to the doctor today and he said I now have the breasts of a 25 year old."   Her  husband replied"what about your 50 year old ass?"  She said  " I think I'll keep you."
Dali Llama say that double entendre of worst kind! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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