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Offline Sourdough

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Laughing my self silly
« on: April 28, 2013, 07:14:48 PM »
Six years ago my wife's sister Mary came to live with us.  That was a major life style change for us.  Mary is blind, oh she can see shadows sometimes, but the woman can not do anything outside of her comfort zone, her home.  Her husband Jeff had kept her at home and refused to let her go outside of the home to get help dealing with her condition.  Jeff started running around nwith other women, and told Mary she could not do anything due to her helplessness.  Well Jeff was wrong.

Mary did come to live with us and we helped her get training to do things on her own.  The one thing we could not stop was when Jeff's girl friends all dumped him and he started calling Mary during the day while we were at work.  Jeff convinced Mary to go back to Georgia to be with him.  But Mary refused to remarry him, and she set up her own checking/savings account, seperate from Jeff.  Mary calls the electric company, and the gas company, to find out what the bills are, no longer relying on Jeff since she knows he lies.  Mary pays half of the utilities, and rent.  Jeff has to come up with the rest.  Mary no longer lets Jeff push her around either.  Now that Mary is no longer his slave Jeff is getting tired of Mary, we keep hoping he will put her on a plane and send her back.

Anyway what is so funny.  Jeff brought the dog dish in and left it in the kitchen sink.  Mary came in and washed the dishes, but she was confussed about this bowl.  She just figured Jeff had gotten himself a big bowl for his own personal use.  So the next day Mary fixed Jeff lunch, a big bowl of soup.  She placed the new big bowl in front of him.  Jeff blew up because she was feeding him out of a dog bowl.  Well the dumby should not have put the dog bowl in the sink with the dirty dishes.  Then today, Mary went to the cupboard and got out the small cans of Tuna Fish.  She fixes Jeff a Tuna Fish sandwich, and puts it on the table in front of him.  Jeff eats it, thinking it had a funny taste.  After the meal Mary cleans off the table, Jeff decides to feed the dogs.  He goes to the cupboard, and the dog food he had put in the cupboard was missing.  (What is he doing putting dog food in the kitchen cupboard?)  Jeff goes to the trash and finds the empty dog food can.  Mary had simply gone to the cupboard where she always kept cans of tuna fish, gotten out a can and made Jeff's sandwich.  Don't blame Mary, she can't read the labels.  Dog food had never been put in the kitchen cabinet before either.  Jeff called saying Mary was trying to poison him, he is going to send her back.  We are hoping.  Jeff was never the brightest bulb in the box anyway.  Still laughing.
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2013, 07:23:25 PM »
A fiend of mine was feeding her dogs a treat of wet caned dog food ( not the usual for her).  She said she got through filling the dog bowls and she unthinkingly licked the spoon clean......she said it wasn't that bad.........just a little gross to think about.

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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2013, 11:31:52 PM »
Lets see, she feeds him soup in the Dog bowl. and Tuna made of dog food. she may be blind but she is getting her licks in for sure. Keep us posted Sourdough, this may be THE new reality show!  ;)  It could follow duck dynasty and keep us in tears and wet shorts!
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2013, 11:47:28 PM »
Mary sounds like a catch! Good one bud! I wonder if I could get away with those...
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2013, 02:07:26 AM »
Seems to me you and the Mrs. did more for her than her dork husband ever did. You gave her quality of life and independence. That is so important. I am gald she fed him dog food and got him a "soup" bowl. Life has a way of fixing our misdeeds. I am sure he will be suffering more in the future. Please hug Mary and tell her I am very proud of her, for her independence and the ability to overcome hardships.
 
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2013, 04:14:36 AM »
Now that is funny.  ;D. Ha ha ha.

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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2013, 07:45:54 AM »
sounds like "ignernt" ole Jeff is his own worst enemy.  Mary may figure how to get him on the Darwin list by his own hand.
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2013, 08:45:57 AM »
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salt helps canned pet food but it still isn't good
   
 
Hmmmmmm! tell me ear. nawww never mind.
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2013, 10:24:55 AM »
Any of you guys remember similar in the "Honeymooners"??
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2013, 10:32:02 AM »
Three cheers for Mary...and for you and your wife also!    I hope she finds happiness in AK..and perhaps a deserving man too.. if that's what she wants!  Keep us posted..
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Re: Laughing my self silly
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2013, 12:13:46 PM »
Got to tell you guys this.  Back when PETCO first came to Fairbanks 12 to 15 years ago.  The wife got a big bag of the Dog Cookies out of the bulk bin.  They looked just like the vanilla cream cookies we always got to fill the cookie jar.  Michelle left the clear plastic bag on the shelf in the laundry room where she keeps all the stuff for the dogs.  Dog cookies with the dog treats, makes sense. 

Well Sky and Eric came through and were going to spend the afternoon at the bike park in North Pole.  They had their Camelbacks filled with Gatoraid, but was looking for a snack to take along.  They saw the cookies and being typical teenagers, without giving it another thought they put the cookies in their packs and off they went.  The next day Michelle wanted to give the Beagles a treat.  She asked the boys where the cookies went.  Eric asked if she was referring to the bag of cookies on the shelf in the laundry room, she said yes.  Both boys started pointing to the other and said," he ate em".  Michelle said "those were not for you guys, those were dog treats".  Eric shrugged and said "Tasted good to me".  As he headed back out to the garage.   
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