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Offline ironglow

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Look what came in over my transom (E-mail)
« on: June 10, 2013, 12:47:12 AM »
  E-mail reports, you decide;
 
  Ever wonder what in the world Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.? Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
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> Let's have a look at the evidence:
> - No Christmas
> - No television
> - No nude women
> - No football
> - No pork chops
> - No hot dogs
> - No burgers
> - No beer
> - No bacon
> - Rags for clothes
> - Towels for hats
> - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
> - More than one wife ( so more than one mother in law)
> - You can't shave
> - Your wife can't shave
> - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
> - You cook over burning camel crap
> - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

> Well fancy that Sherlock!....
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> THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
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> They're not happy in Gaza ..
> They're not happy in Egypt ..
> They're not happy in Libya ..
> They're not happy in Morocco ..
> They're not happy in Iran ..
> They're not happy in Iraq ..
> They're not happy in Yemen ..
> They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
> They're not happy in Pakistan ..
> They're not happy in Syria ..
> They're not happy in Lebanon ..
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> SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
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> They're happy in Australia .
> They're happy in Canada .
> They're happy in England ..
> They're happy in France ..
> They're happy in Italy ..
> They're happy in Germany ..
> They're happy in Sweden ..
> They're happy in the USA ..
> They're happy in Norway ..
> They're happy in Holland .
> They're happy in Denmark .
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> Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
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> AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
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> Not Islam.
> Not their leadership.
> Not themselves.
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> THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
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> AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
> THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
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> Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
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> How dumb can we get
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)

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Re: Look what came in over my transom (E-mail)
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2013, 01:03:19 AM »
Geeeez! We must be tolerant and accepting to the point that they overwhelm and annihilate us of course. ear
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Re: Look what came in over my transom (E-mail)
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2013, 01:06:39 AM »
I cant read that ! it looks like something at the bottom of an insurance policy!  ::)
 
ok it came up larger this time! nevermind!  :-\
 
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More than one wife ( so more than one mother in law)


That would make me blow myself up!
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Re: Look what came in over my transom (E-mail)
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2013, 01:45:16 AM »
Funny - but it's all true!