This one came to me via e-mail and I thought it too funny not to post. :-D
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Perry County
out on the farm up in the hills. Pa has found out
that the hole for the outhouse is full. He goes
In the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to
do empty the hole. Ma says, "Why don't you go ask
the youngun down the road???. He must be smart
because he is a college graduate."
So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He asked him
"Mr. College graduate, my hole for the outhouse is
full and I don't know what to do to empty it."
The youngun tells him," Get yourself two sticks
of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a
long fuse. Light them both under the outhouse.
The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse
in the air. The second one will then go off and
spread the poop all across your farm and fertilize
your ground. The outhouse will then come back down
to the same spot and you will have an empty hole
for the outhouse."
Pa thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of
dynamite at the hardware store, one with a short
fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and
puts them under the corner of the outhouse. He
lights them and then runs behind a tree. All of a
sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into
the outhouse!! BOOM!! Off goes the first stick of
dynamite and shoots the outhouse in the air. BOOM!!
Off goes the second stick of dynamite and spreads
the poop all across the farm. The outhouse comes
crashing back down on the hole.
Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and
asks, "Ma, are you alright??!!" As she pulls up her
pants she says, "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't
fart in the kitchen."
