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Offline ButlerFord45

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I Am My Own Grandpa
« on: February 16, 2003, 11:34:17 AM »
:-D

Redneck Family Reunion or I am my own Grandpa

Many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
to the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.
Fathers wife then had a son,
who kept them on the run.

And he became my grandson,
for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild.
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

 :eek:  :?  :wink:
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I Am My Own Grandpa
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2003, 02:22:12 PM »
Good to see another Grandpa Jones fan out in the universe. :grin:
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Re: I Am My Own Grandpa
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2014, 06:48:05 AM »
This is always a good'un.
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Re: I Am My Own Grandpa
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2014, 06:53:43 AM »
  Here you go...enjoy..

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIsxXDyjlc
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Re: I Am My Own Grandpa
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2014, 12:32:58 PM »
i ain't heered thet inna long while !  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2014, 12:57:13 PM »
i know they're before my time,
but i like the lonzo and oscar version
(no disrespect to the great ray stevens- a national treasure)
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Re: I Am My Own Grandpa
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 06:26:16 AM »
Grandpa Jones was a classic. Mom used to slip the record player on turned up high and I'd wake up abruptly to Here rattler hea hea, ol rattler from the barn here rattler hea. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
 
 
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2014, 07:58:41 AM »
an oldie but a goodie...thanx for the laff
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Re: I Am My Own Grandpa
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2014, 12:07:48 AM »
Dang I'm old! I remember it before GP Jones version. Someone said Lonzo and Oscar! I think they were the first.
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