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But, my name isn't Bill!
There's no "controlling legal authority" that said I couldn't put up the flyers.
I'll bet you're asking yourself, did he fire 14 or 15 times. Well, to be honest, in all the excitement I kinda lost count. So, you gotta ask yourself the question, "Do I feel lucky today?" Well, do ya - punk!
You can't do this to me! I'm a Viet Nam veteran!
John, this is a little move I learned while I was serving in the reserves.