A neighbor fellow has a portly but demanding wife. Day before her birthday last year, she told him that she would only hint at what she desired for her birthday..
She said.."tomorrow morning I will step into the garage, and I wan to see something that is bright red, and will zoom to 220, in just 10 seconds".
Next morning she stepped into the garage, and sitting there in a big, beautiful white bow..was a brand new bathroom scales !
You win some..lose some Two blocked !