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Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« on: December 29, 2021, 09:32:39 AM »
And not some jerk from India you can't understand. That India crap is not going over very well with Americans
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2021, 04:46:19 PM »
Congrats. I hope this is the start of a  trend.   I understand that your chances are better if you call during midday.

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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2021, 02:04:53 AM »
There are a still some small companies that you can still actually talk with an American that speaks plain English during a phone call. 
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2021, 04:10:15 AM »
My doctors one of em. I called and asked the nurse if the no bread rule included cakes, cupcakes and twinkie’s. Can’t believe she laughed at me...

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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2021, 04:38:20 AM »
There are a still some small companies that you can still actually talk with an American that speaks plain English during a phone call.

Sometimes with these foreigners I can’t tell where they are from. And they slaughter the English language. I have to tell them to slow down I don’t understand you. At least one of them asked me if I wanted to talk to someone in the
US. And she transferred me over. You can request an American on some sites.
In this time i Command ,That you take the Secular to Jerusalem .
There you rid the Holy City of the Scourge of Islam , Make the streets run red with the Blood of those who wish to wash Israel and Christianity from the face of the Earth.
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2021, 07:22:15 AM »
Lucky you. I recently replaced 2 co2 detectors for my alarm system They only have a 5 year lifespan. I have to call and have a tech connect them to my system which results in a control panel update that requires several minutes. I was working with an Indian gal and for some reason the call disconnected during the upgrade. I called back and got another Indian gal. This one's accent wasn't as bad as the first's and she was smarter. As a geezer that is rather deaf in the upper audio ranges it is sometimes hard to understand a woman with a higher pitched voice and trying to translate an accent makes it even worse.

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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2022, 08:58:49 AM »
Haven't lately, but when I've called
before and got frustrated with an
indian on the phone, there was a
regular english speaking American
that broke in and took over the
conversation.

Good luck to everyone that has
to deal with any messes that
require you to call any of those
service centers
I'd recommend you visit the potty
before you call in
18 MINUTES.  . . . . . .

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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2022, 11:38:48 AM »
My doctors one of em. I called and asked the nurse if the no bread rule included cakes, cupcakes and twinkie’s. Can’t believe she laughed at me...



So . . . what did she say?
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2022, 06:22:03 AM »
She said no treats either. On the up side she said my blood work came back and that I was low on barley and hops and that I needed to stock up.

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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2022, 06:43:22 AM »
So your eating a lot of cereal?
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2022, 06:50:19 AM »
She said no treats either. On the up side she said my blood work came back and that I was low on barley and hops and that I needed to stock up.

A couple good IPA's will take care of that.  ;D
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2022, 07:47:18 AM »
I suspect an enema might serve just as well.  ;D
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2022, 07:52:47 AM »
I think I’d rather have the IPA’s

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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2022, 09:15:55 AM »
LOL, just lettin you know that you have options.
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Re: Wow I accually got in touch with an American
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2022, 10:19:33 AM »
I called ATT for troubles with service, and got a Brit.... It was actually rather pleasant! While the accent did get in the way occasionally, he was helpful and easy to talk to..... For a foreigner!
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