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Offline Holiday

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Mah Horse is tard!!
« on: March 16, 2004, 01:36:36 PM »
Holiday staggers in through the bat wings, his hat askew,(didn't think I knew them big words, did ya!) what appeared to be an arrow sticking out of the crown. One of his boots was missing, his britches were mud-stained and torn, and ther was a large ferret clamped to his right calf. Limping on in and collapsing against the bar, he says"Juggs, set us up. Its been a LOOONG day!! Rode all over Alabama, Tennesse, and part of Mississippi today! 500 miles! Dang my poney is tard!! " :D
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Mah Horse is tard!!
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2004, 03:44:19 PM »
Well i'm glad ya was alright. Did Ya see BF's ol mule? Where is Hamp? Lordy I hope he aint on tha road agin! BF- where air ya son.
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2004, 12:10:48 AM »
I be rite 'chere.  The Capn's been through a couple of times since the indians cut your tellygraph wire, but he ain't been much fer hanging around of late an ol' Holiday's been workin' so hard, he aint had time fer nothin 'cept waystation coffee.  Miz GB's up to her eyeballs in flowerin' bulbs.  So when ya'll get a minute or two, pull up a chair and the coffee's on me.  (dang! it's hot!)
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2004, 12:34:33 AM »
I got a cup of black an enjoying tha vivitin.
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Offline Lady Graybeard

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2004, 02:05:16 AM »
:D  I will have a cup of coffee with you all before I have to go outside and get some more planting done.

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2004, 04:37:48 AM »
Glad to see things startin' to get back to normal, sort of.  Shore missed the routine I wuz 'customed to til the war went down.  Figgered old williamlayton wouldn't 'member how to use this contraption after such a long time bein' without.  Guessin' his shed didn't fall on him while he was tryin' to get it level (fat chance, he ain't never been on the level).  What kind of vermin was that Holiday was infested with?  More and more convinced old Butler didn't lose no mule - he ate it, and didn't want none of us to know it.    Kind Wishin' Lady GB was plantin some sweet taters, cuz they taste lots better than those flowerin' things.
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