Author Topic: Anybody seen Will??? (Read 942 times)

ButlerFord45 · « **on:** March 16, 2004, 01:24:55 AM »

Wuz hoping he didn't didn't E lektro cute hisself tryin' to wire his new shed or somethin'

Holiday · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2004, 01:30:44 PM »

I don't know, I haven't heard a thing from him, and I'm kinda worried! I did hear about somebody in Texas getting trapped when his roof collapsed. :eek: Coincidence? (That ought ta stir him up! :twisted: )

williamlayton · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2004, 03:40:28 PM »

well now lts see, tha black wire and tha white wire are to be kept apart.
No boys it wernt tha wirin it was tha computer, got a worm and had to wipe tha slate clean but i'm back in bidness now.
Appreciate tha concern and I'm orderin tha re-freshments fer tha big party.
Got tha shed all fixed up an been settin in thaere smokin an outtta tha reach of tha hen. Been complainin how miserable it is out there soas she won't come lookin fer me.
Got some pictures bout tha whole episode, I'll post em purty soon.
Blessings

ButlerFord45 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2004, 12:03:45 AM »

Well welcome back Will, we wuz startin' ta fret. Mighty proud ta hear yer doin ok. Shore would like ta see some pictures of this famous buildin'!!

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2004, 09:13:29 AM »

If you guys been lookin' for old williamlayton, you must really be desperate. Most folks I know been hidin' from old williamlayton. Ever time ya get close to him, he gets excited and starts wavin' those long arms of his around and sawdust and other debris gets all over the place. Think I'll wait for him to finish his shed project 'fore I get within his range.

williamlayton · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2004, 02:28:04 PM »

Hamp alert! Too late tha scoundrel done come an gone. He doan hang anywhere too long, fraid tha boys is tryin to tir-angu-late on him again.
I was gonna tell ya how to fix a level what if ya run over it an let tha water get out.
I filled it with water, put some duct tape over tha crack an freeze it. ya gotta work fast with tha levelin though caues tha water melts pretty fast.
What is that bubble in thar for, I doan have no problem gettin rid of it, looks like the boys that made it is tryin to save on water.
Anywho, tha shed is done with.
Blessings

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:06:28 AM »

Old williamlayton,

If you wanna fix that old broke level, just take a piece of that bubble gum outta your mouth, roll it into a little ball, and stuff it in the broke vial. There ya go, good as new. Instant bubble. An' you were wonderin' what to do with that wore out gum anyways.