Subject: Robot Bartender
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>Robot Bartender
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>A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in
>for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
>The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics,
>astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
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>The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Another
>gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
>The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
>baseball, and so on.
>The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
>A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him,
>"What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70."
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>The robot then asked, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate
>John Kerry?"