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Offline jh45gun

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« on: April 04, 2004, 06:49:28 PM »
Subject: Robot Bartender
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>A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in
>for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
>The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics,
>astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
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>The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Another
>gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
>The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
>baseball, and so on.
>The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
>A third guy came in to the bar.  As with the others, the robot asked him,
>"What's your IQ?"  The man replied, "70."
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>The robot then asked, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate
>John Kerry?"
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.

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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2004, 09:38:04 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Good one jh.


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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2004, 01:42:54 PM »
:)   :)   :)   :)   :)  That must be a republican robot… it’s smart.  :)   :)   :)   :)   :)
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