Subject: The Eulogy
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>She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
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>She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
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>But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she
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>finally died.
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>Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the
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>Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
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>together."
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>One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
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>means her first, second or third husband?"
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>The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
