CW
Go for the two calibers, put faux bands around it. Make faux reinforce and trunnions out of flat stock, weld around neck and round top of bottle..
When do you want me to bring a couple of these oak planks down?
What size do you need...
6-2"x12"x 8'
3-2"x8"x8'
1-1"x8"x8'
1-2"x14"x8'
Do you have somebody down there with a big lathe that could take 12 in. long piece of 6 inch stock with an 8 inch deep 2 3/3 in hole in it, that could open the hole to 3 inch?