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Offline JohnDY

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« on: August 17, 2004, 02:39:25 PM »
It all started last night. It was late and I was tired. I stepped outside to check to see if the kids closed the garage door and as usually it was open so I went back to the kitchen and found the garage door remote and closed the door. Well, I thought I closed the door I could hear the door closing. Then I went to bed.

I got up this morning and got cleaned up. Walked outside to head to work and the garage door was open. There must have been something like a bike in the way and door hit it and opened back up. It has happen before. No big deal we live in a nice area and nothing has even happened before.

I start walking to the car and a squirrel runs out of my garage with a frozen waffle in his mouth. He stops, looks at me. Does that squirrel bark thing and runs up a near by tree with the waffle still in his mouth. I couldn’t help but laugh and wonder where he got the waffle.

Tonight I go into the garage to work on something and there are waffles all over the floor.

That little thief must have climbed up some boxes next to the refrigerator. Opened the freezer and got into the frozen waffles and helped himself to a few.

He sure was lucky the freezer didn’t close on him. I sure would have liked to see the look on my wife’s face if she went to get something out of freezer and found a frozen squirrel in there. Now that would have been funny.  :grin:
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2004, 04:15:45 AM »
If you ever want to be entertained by some squirrels, get yourself some ear corn with the husks still on. Peel em down, but don't remove the husks.  Then sit back and watch those critters try and manuver up in a tree, hold em while hanging upside down, drop em many times from way up, etc.  Its really quite amusing.

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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2004, 09:17:00 AM »
OR, watch a cat sneak up and TRY to jump on a squirrel and not succeed.  That squirrel will run circles on the cat's back and belly and have fur flying the whole time....

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2004, 06:17:57 PM »
:)

i can do a near perfect squirrel imitation with the side of my mouth. drives my co workers nuts. i have 2 cats, one of which is asleep on top of my monitor and is making it hard to read ( stop swishing your tail!) anyways i'll wait till one is in a curled up asleep and make that noise right above them. they shoot straight in the air and go nuts trying to find the phantom squirrel.

just did it. of the 'puter, down my back (ouch!) around the room. calm down you crazy critter!

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