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Offline hellacatcher

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« on: October 24, 2004, 04:13:51 PM »
I am setting here thinking of all the excuses I can come up with for not getting a deer this week end. What would be your favorite?  Mine is I sat down wrong. :?
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2004, 04:26:46 PM »
You could say that the moon wasn't right while you were holding your mouth wrong and the tides were high.  :grin:   :)

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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2004, 04:48:15 PM »
The deer forgot your stand location.
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2004, 04:51:42 PM »
you overslept?....<><.... :grin:
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2004, 05:20:14 PM »
Tell them that some Peta and Greenpiece supporters in pink tights ran all the deer out of your hunting area. :eek:  :D
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2004, 06:33:47 PM »
Mine would be..........

Standing on my head.......
Stacking greased BB's.......
At a 45 degree angle...........
In a sixty mile per hour cross wind........

Dennis  :D
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2004, 07:30:59 PM »
Low Down sucker got loose somehow.
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2004, 09:33:45 PM »
How about you got up in the tree, got everything ready, then OH NO! my ammo is sitting on the kitchen table! :eek:  :shock: along with my watch. :roll:  :roll:
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2004, 01:24:31 AM »
When I took a squat I sat on my spurs  :oops:
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2004, 02:03:46 AM »
OUCH!!!....<><.... :-D
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2004, 03:41:47 AM »
Lets see........ You could say your "get up and go got up and went" and left you at home in bed.
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2004, 05:50:56 AM »
One of my fav excuses actually happened. I was sitting in a pine tree at the edge of a pond that was heavily used. I had made the perfect stand in the top of that pine. I could even lay down and take a nap if I wanted.  (Lots of possibilites here). After being on stand for a couple of hours I heard a another hunter coming toward the pond. I could hear him from 100 yds away since he was wearing nylon chaps and  jacket. This "hunter" walked up to the pond, drew his bow and shot across the pond. The arrow barely made it across the water to the far bank, about 20 yds. I noticed right off that his recurve bow was strung backwards. He shot another arrow and started walking around the pond to retrieve his arrows. Just as he got under my tree he decided to take a squat. Down came those chaps and his pants. He did his business then walked to his arrows. He picked up the arrows, wiped them off, and as he was putting them back in his quiver he said rather loudly. "Ain't no deer around here anyway". I could stand it no longer. I spoke up and said, "Not now there ain't".   That hunter jumped, looked around, but couldn't find me. I yelled a little louder. " Up here, over your dump." The guys face got red and he walked off never to be seen again. Needless to say I got no deer.
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2004, 10:35:19 AM »
gwhilkers I used to live in western Ky. That could have been me. :?
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2004, 02:36:08 PM »
YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS  FROM THE PLANET  HANDI, FOR TESTING ON THE NEWEST CALIBER AVAILABLE ...... THE 50 BMG, AND YOU FOR SOME REASON CANNOT FEEL YOUR RIGHT ARM.(OUCH)
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2004, 05:44:58 AM »
Red squirrel chased em all off soz them suckers could eat all the acorns. :roll:
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« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2004, 01:27:11 PM »
hellacatcher if it was you I knew you walked away but didn't think you would leave western Ky :)
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« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2004, 04:57:58 PM »
Dang it can't think of a reply :x
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« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2004, 03:11:51 AM »
Had a beauty in my sites, but I had forgotten to take the shells out of the pocket of my hunting jacket and my wife ran them threw the laundry without my knowledge. "Click" goodbye record book buck.  You'ld think that if they can put a man on the moon they could make washing machine proof primers.  :mrgreen:
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