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Kerry's Job application
« on: October 27, 2004, 08:02:12 AM »
I don't know if this has been posted yet or not...my wife just sent it to me from work...but it's enlightening to say the least...

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>>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Kerry's Job Application
>>Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 08:26:54 -0500
>>
>>
>>                      JOB APPLICATION
>>
>>      NAME: John Kerry
>>
>>      RESIDENCES: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth
>>  multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>>      Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and
>>  defense bill in my career as a U.S. Senator.  I ordered the city of
>>  Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby
>>  endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam
>>  (four months).
>>
>>      MILITARY:
>>      I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries
>>  to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as
>>  documented by the attending doctor).  I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>  I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war,
>>  and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities
>>  and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my
>>  medals, ribbons, or something away in protest.  Or did I?  My book;
>>  Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly
>>  feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      COLLEGE:
>>      I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike
>>  my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
>>  admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
>>
>>      PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>>      I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since.  I have
>>  no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ
>>  Heinz vic! ariously through my wife Teresa. I served in Vietnam (four
>>  months).
>>
>>
>>      ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
>>      As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
>>  record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.  I have
>>  consistently failed to  support our military and CIA by voting against
>>  budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself.
>>  Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to
>>  admit that
>>  I voted for it.  I voted for every liberal piece of legislation.  I have
>>  no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly
>>  if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush,
>>  that he will never catch up.  I make no or little charitable
>>  contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes
>>  in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million I
>>  served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S.
>>  in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from
>>  the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George
>>  Bush
>>  for sending all of the jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four
>>  months).
>>
>>      Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources,
>>  Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard
>>  as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I
>>  served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>>      None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      PERSONAL
>>              I practice my Catholic faith when cameras are
>>  present.
>>              I ride a Serotta Bike.
>>              I love to ski/snowboard.
>>              My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying
>>  Squirrel".
>>              I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel
>>  yacht the "Scarmouche".
>>
>>              I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
>>  reflects our real culture.
>>
>>              I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked
>>  at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting
>>  inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
>>              I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>              PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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