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Offline jh45gun

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Arafat consults a Psychic
« on: November 10, 2004, 03:40:34 AM »
Yasser Arafat, just before going into his coma and concerned about his mortality, consulted a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she found the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday." "Which one?'" Arafat asked nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. *"Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.

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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2004, 04:40:01 AM »
Oooooooooooooooooooo.  Mikey.

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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2004, 07:20:08 AM »
But will they name a street after him? :-D  :-D  :-D
" In the beginning of change, the patriot is a brave and scarce man,hated and scorned. when the cause succeeds however,the timid join him...for then it cost nothing to be a patriot. "
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2004, 10:19:32 AM »
Quote from: Hooker
But will they name a street after him? :-D  :-D  :-D


Maybe in the west bank or gaza strip !! :)  :)
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2004, 10:24:25 AM »
somebody mispelled Physic I think,once use Yassir will be reduced enough to fill a 22 long Rifle case.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2004, 01:06:09 PM »
Quote from: IntrepidWizard
somebody mispelled Physic I think,once use Yassir will be reduced enough to fill a 22 long Rifle case.


 :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D
Wizard thats a got one.

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" In the beginning of change, the patriot is a brave and scarce man,hated and scorned. when the cause succeeds however,the timid join him...for then it cost nothing to be a patriot. "
-Mark Twain
"What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms."
-- Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787. ME 6:373, Papers 12:356