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>Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked
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>"Oh man... I've been transferred to California," the other
>guy answered, there's crazy people in California and they
>have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest
>crime rate..."
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>"Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life,
>and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home,
>go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a
>good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
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>The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a
>moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to
>death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your
>word for it. What do you do for a living?"
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>"Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in
>Oakland.
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