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Offline jh45gun

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« on: March 07, 2005, 05:03:53 PM »
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
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>>Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
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>>Tom Thumb said , "I must be the smallest person in the world".
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>>Quasimodo said, "I have to be the ugliest person in the world".
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>>They decided to go to the Guiness Book of World Records to have their
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>>Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "Its
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>>offficial, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
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>>Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant. "I am officially the
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>>smallest person in the world."
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>>Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
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>>"Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2005, 05:42:15 PM »
:-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :D
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2005, 06:18:49 PM »
I give up; "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2005, 06:53:00 PM »
Graybeard,

      That's Prince Charlie's new squeeze. That old gal wold make a frieght train take a dirt road. I mean if Helen of Troy had a face that would launch a thousand ships this broad would have sunk them all. I bet when she was a little girl they tied a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her and the dog just sat there and whimpered. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down. Been rode hard and put up wet. Has a face that looks like 40 miles of bad dirt road. I'm sure when she was a kid her mom fed her with a slingshot from across the room.

   Oh and she's a perfect match for the Prince. You've seen him. His ears stick out so far he looks like a '49 Packard going down the road with the doors open. He ain't no prize his self. Got teeth so big he could eat a peanut butter and jelly samich thru a picket fence. A product of royal inbreeding.

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2005, 07:25:34 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2005, 01:50:19 AM »
:shock: Dubious Dan that link needs a warning label.   :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2005, 04:49:20 AM »
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:shock: Dubious Dan that link needs a warning label.   :lol:


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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2005, 07:05:33 AM »
Good thing Charlie and Camilla are past child bearing years. Of course who's to say they don't have a few little Quasimodos of their own tucked away in the Tower of London.
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2005, 08:40:32 AM »
She just got old and funny looking. Look around, you'll see others. Then look in the mirror! :eek:  :shock:
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2005, 08:45:17 AM »
Take a look at the queen. She's got a lot of class, but she's got a face like a bulldogs A$$! :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2005, 12:07:33 PM »
Dudes!  If you think "C" is that ugly you haven't been to Kansas City.  We got some double ug's here.  'Sides,  she's got all her teeth from the pic.
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2005, 01:32:43 PM »
Dudes, it's the English!  A race of people that ugly HAD to conquer the world just to keep from being laughed at!  :wink:   I know, I'm one of them!  :oops:
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2005, 09:55:51 AM »
:)   Have y'all forgotten Ter-AH-sa Heinz-Kerry so quickly?  Now, she's 'coyote-ugly'!    :shock:
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2005, 12:28:01 AM »
BIG--
He can not see her face for all the money in the way.
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2005, 06:01:33 AM »
As WILLIAM stated-Dollar signs can hide a whole lot of ugly. :-D  :-D  :-D  :D
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