Sorry to hear you got the dirty end of a bad law Don. This certainly has to be a case of an enforcement agency going beyond the "intent" of a poorly written law which was never intended for any agency that had an axe to grind with you, to have a way to take revenge. 30 years ago, you used to hear of cases such as yours being dismissed on grounds of "beyond intent." Now it's "letter of the law", and we are all worse off because of this.
What do you suppose is going to happen next ? I would guess a team of Federal Marshals, military Police, and Immigration Officers will surround your house, fire tear gas grenades through the windows, arrest your whole family, and whisk you away to Guantanamo bay for interrogation and debriefing. Whatever you do, don't resist, or they will have reason to use up about 600 rounds of ammo, and riddle your corpse with 37 hits !
You can take a little revenge yourself. Talk your wife into taking fertility drugs, have three sets of quintuplets, and move to Califoricate and get them on welfare. Seriously, I hope some common sense enters the picture, and you can get back to driving.