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Offline jh45gun

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« on: April 05, 2005, 06:08:42 AM »
Maybe this will help make the day for some of you. This story comes from Washington state.

A would-be robber burst into a store, announced that he was there to hold up the place, and fired a few wild rounds from a .22 target pistol to gain everybody's attention!....So far so good!....However: 1.) The store he picked to rob was the H&J Leather & Firearms shop. 2.) The shop was filled with customers, many of whom were carrying. 3.) To enter the shop the robber had to go around a marked police patrol car parked right in front of the shop. 4.) The uniformed officer was standing at the front counter having coffee.  

Upon the robber's holdup announcement and firing his pistol, the police office officer (9mm), the clerk at the counter (.50 AE), and 9 customers drew their guns and returned fire. Paramedics pronounced the perp dead at the scene. Crime scene investigators revealed that the robber received 23 gunshot wounds, and ballistics indentifed rounds from 7 different weapons!  No one else was hurt or injured during the exchange of fire.
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2005, 06:36:56 AM »
This would seem to refute Darwin’s theory, of species adaptation, and illustrates the dangers of ingesting lead.

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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2005, 07:10:00 AM »
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This would seem to refute Darwin’s theory, of species adaptation...



How so?

This male of the species entered a common area and initiated an aggressive display of dominance behavior.  Other males of the species, unwilling to submit to be dominated, responded en masse to remove him from the gene-pool, thereby rendering him incapable of further reproduction activity.

This seems to me to be nearly as fine an example of "Survival of the Fittest" as men can unwittingly provide.

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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2005, 01:43:09 PM »
It might have been a "suicide by cop".  :wink:

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2005, 02:17:48 PM »
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It might have been a "suicide by cop".  :wink:


That's exactly what went through my mind... doesn't make it any less funny tho.   :-D

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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2005, 02:21:47 PM »
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It might have been a "suicide by cop".  :wink:


Or a really dumb robber...take your pick :roll:  :)  :D
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