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God said, "Go down into that valley."
And Adam said, "What's a valley?"
And God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
And Adam said, "What's a river?"
And God explained it to him.
And then God said, "Go over the hill."
And Adam said, "What's a hill?"
And God explained it to him.
Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a
cave."
And Adam said, "What's a cave?"
And God explained that to him.
"In the cave you will find a woman. Her name is Eve."
And Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, and said, "I want you to reproduce."
And Adam said, "How do I do that?"
So God explained it to him.
So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the
hill, and into ! the cave, and found the woman, and after about five
minutes he went back.
God said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
