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A Funny
« on: September 11, 2005, 04:51:03 PM »
Dramamine For Nausea

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for
himself and his girlfriend.

The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things
were very tight, but that he would see what he could do.

A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now
get them onto a three-day cruise.

The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamines and
three condoms.

Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a
five-day cruise.

The guy said, "I'll take it," and returned to the same pharmacy, to
buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.

The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he
could now book an eight-day cruise.

The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three
more Dramamine and three more condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it
makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.