My fellow Americans
As I know you are with us, in this war on terror, and we do know, because we have listened in on your phone calls and have your SSN, date of birth, bank account and credit card numbers with corresponding PIN numbers, and any other access codes you have, and a list of your safety deposit boxes. We have also read your mail before forwarding it to the intended recipient and opened yours before forwarding it to you. In addition we have dropped by while you were not home, and took a look around, your place, and we have been checking with your public library, to see what you have been reading, and we have checked with your ISP to see what web sites you have visited, as well as, to read your e-mail.
As any real American knows you can trust your government. After all when was the last time anyone was mistakenly arrested, imprisoned, executed, convicted, or shot by an agent of a federal, state or local government.
I am sure youÂ’ve heard, those terrorist sympathizers, saying this is some how illegal or infringes upon your Constitutional rights, but remember they are the ones helping the terrorist kill our troops and endangering your freedom, and whose a better judge of whatÂ’s legal and whatÂ’s not, terrorist sympathizers or your government. Besides we have no problems with you keeping your guns, which is all the proof anyone should need, to see that we are not interested in curtailing your freedom. After all what chance would there be of you losing your freedom when you have your trusty AR-15, the one you purchased on June 22, 2001, serial number 21398706, or your S&W model 66, serial number 672154, that you purchased on march 3, 1999, and we only have a few Abrams, F-22 Raptors, and Apaches, yes sir you have all the freedom you need right there in your gun safe, so relax, after all an armed citizenry is a free citizenry.
Remember to defend your rights requires trusting us to disregard someone elseÂ’s. ItÂ’s just paranoid to think we would violate yours.
Thanks for your cooperation, and remember if you see some one who disagrees with your governmentÂ’s position, call us toll free at 1-800-FREE-DUMB, weÂ’ll take care of the unpatriotic @$*$#, for questioning us.
GW Bush