Author Topic: President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French (Read 593 times)

jh45gun · « **on:** October 14, 2005, 01:35:33 PM »

President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French

BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jacques Chirac, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."

The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.

"Jacques understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."

The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana.

"Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yum kom drabby sham!"

However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.

"This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."

"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again."

The money gained from 'T'he Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.

rockbilly · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:41:40 PM »

:roll: Left alone, Boosh will pump ten time that amount into Iraq for rebuilding. Shhhhh, don't ya know they gots oil there, and it will provide jobs for Halliburton:wink:

williamlayton · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2005, 02:47:43 AM »

Well, now, in a later EXPOSE, by CNN it has been discovered, in a memo, allowing Bush a finders fee.
French language signs are now on order with Haliburton.
The Cajuns on the West bank are mounting an opposition and are going to revolt in order to form the Free French Cajun Republic.
Another group, along a line E to W above Alexandria (Alex, for those who understand) are wanting to be annexed into the state of Mississippi.
Texas has not issued a rely to request for Ranger support from the FFCR.
Blessings

ironglow · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2005, 02:52:22 AM »

An interesting and humorous bit of fiction that brings to mind an interesting bit of truth !

Remember when old "Slik Willy" tried to sell some of our country to the Chinese ?
That was to include some of the abondoned Navy yards on the left coast..NOT FICTION TRUTH !

Shucks...working with some of those evil " big Corporations " that the Democrats despise..he saw to it that the Chinese got much of our secret missle technology FOR FREE...well, for free , as far as any of us know !

rockbilly · « **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2005, 06:17:28 AM »

:shock: Slick willie sure had his short comings, but look at what we have now.

President Bush is a natural born follower. He is not an idiot with a mental age of two, but he he has been taught to strut and write his name where his handlers, Cheney and Rove , tell hin to. Thus, he has shown a mental age of about seven or eight, and has achieved the level of imbecile. His handlers, Rove and Cheney, steer him to subscribe to the Military-Industrial Complex and General/President Eisenhower warned America about, our relatives are now "collateral," as they die or lose limbs while flying and driving expensive machines while wearing cheap , ineffective, but very expensive gear. All this as Halliburton and Lockheed-Martin back their semi-trailers to our treasury to collect for no-bid contracts. Children for generations to come will be enslaved to pay those of the Military-Industrial Complex. We need some intelligent design in our government, and neither the Republicans, nor the Democrats, nor the Libertarians show any intelligence or ability to design a sidewalk.

This adminstration and the Bush advisors scare the heck out of me. Selling a portion of America to France is a joke, but there is a real threat, or possibility that Bush and crew will sell out to Fox and The New World Order. There is a current move in Mexico to reclaim a large portion of the southwertern United States. Fox is encouraging illegals to cross the border, blend in, and become a voter to assist in the take over. Only problem, they don't blend well due to the language differences, but we are helping by altering our schools to teach them in spanish.

No matter the party, we need to elect a president that will give American back to the tax payers. If we don't do something to check Bush, then we all might as well learn to speak spanish, the take over is in progress.

unspellable · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2005, 06:28:03 AM »

You can't say Willie gave the Chinese free technology. After all ,there was all that Chinese money going into the campaign funds.

ironglow · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2005, 05:22:39 PM »

Yup ! ...And now we learn from Louis Freeh just how old "Slick" traded a chance for some 9/11 preventive intell...for a donation to his Library/ massage parlor...LOL

jh45gun · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2005, 09:29:57 PM »

New world order was the slicksters thing and a democrat thing I would not worry about Bush and the Republicans buying into that BS.

BamBams · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2005, 01:55:36 PM »

I'd still rather have Bush than Kerry! I kinda parted ways with Bush when I realized he has no interest in border control, but ironically, a big interest in McCarthyism.