I'm Trailer Trash & Proud Of It!!

[BamBams]

Well, something had to make it "official."  I was unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got a decent job.  I get my first pay check, and on the way home from the local 7-11, I spot a 60" big screen TV on the sidewalk.  I start thinking, "Superbowl" and stop to get the price.  The guy only wants $200 for it.  I ask if he'll take payments.  He say, "Yep."  Now I gots me a TV that's almost as big as my livin' room.  My next step is to stop mowing my lawn for year.

[FWiedner]

For added effect, put your mower up on blocks and let the grass grow up around it.

...And tie a dog to it.

 

[jhm]

BamBam :  Somewhere in you post I see a little realism :eek:   JIM

[bigjohn]

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new Discount item Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain has teamed up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.  Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing.  She said, "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand.  The top surveyed names in order of popularity are :

10.  Chateau Traileur Parc
9.  White Trashfindel
8.  Big Red Gulp
7.  World Championship Riesling
6.  NASCARbernet
5.  Chef Boyardeaux
4.  Peanut Noir
3.  I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2.  Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine

1.  Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel).

[Qtip]

bigjohn,

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at your post! Right next to the Wal-Mart in our area is the county's trashiest trailer park!!! When I was a Dep. Sheriff we, the Staties, and the local cops were always there for domestics, complaints, drugs, assaults, etc. What a hole. It's exactly the reason for the name "trailer trash". On the other side of town though there is one that is absolutely gorgeous and we never went there.

What has one hundred legs and 12 teeth??

The first fifty customers of the day at Wal-mart!!!!


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Soli Deo Gloria!

[NONYA]

You guys ever driven past that trailer park in Reno?Largest in the world it is unbelievable,it goes on FOREver!

[Shorty]

Some people like to say they're "proud but poor".
Others seem to say they're "proud of being poor".

[Swamp Fox]

Rember, if your baby isn't drooling out of bothe sides of it's mouth you need to level the trailer.

[BamBams]

Well, I really don't live in a trailer yet, but that might happen if I don't pass some tests on my new job week!  Say a prayer for me.

[williamlayton]

You will do fine on the test.
I think the thought of living in a trailer is not a distasteful thought, living in a trailer park (of the kind I find most often in our area) is a nightmare more than a distasteful thought.
I have looked at some of the manufactured homes--trailers, whether double or single--and liked some of them real good.
God does seem to have some amount of disdain for them from time to time though.
In your part of the world I could see one being a real good choice if  the proper location could be found. Living on the side of a mountain would sure eliminate the mowing.
Blessings

[Swamp Fox]

I'm  living in a trailer now. 2040 sq. ft. 5 bedrooms, 3 full baths on 10 acres. Much nicer set up than many houses.