Author Topic: A Religious funny (Read 527 times)

jh45gun · « **on:** October 31, 2005, 01:06:29 PM »

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

The pastor shouted out, "CROSS."
Immediately, the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out, "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing, "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said, "POWER."
The congregation sang, "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The pastor said, "SEX."
The congregation fell in total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then, all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing, "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

williamlayton · « **Reply #1 on:** November 01, 2005, 12:34:20 AM »

I had forgotten about that, well, er, the song--and then again, I had forgotten about that. :oops: :shock: :? :roll:
Blessings

rockbilly · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2005, 04:17:21 PM »

I have a friend that turns 91 on 18 Nov, a while back I was kidding him, I asked, "Cliff how old were you when you decided don't want "it" anymore?" He scratched his head, rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know, it must be a whole lot older than I am."

Maybe us guys that think we are getting old still have something to look forward to. :roll: :roll: :roll:

williamlayton · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2005, 10:49:54 PM »

"IT" is OK and without "IT" is not as bad as I had once thought it would be. I seemed to realize that "IT" was just a minute of time and other things were just as important/fun and would last a lot longer.
Thank the Lord that golf is 18 holes and last 3 too 4 hours and I can do that three times a week and still look forward to the next time, AND, I can play around with a new one everytime I play without any feelings of cheating on my home course.
Used to be that "IT" was a lot more important than "IT" really was, if you can see "IT" from a different pespective.
Blessings

xs pro-comp · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2005, 06:51:01 AM »

What exactly is the definition of the word "it". I don't believe that I broke any laws with whatever "it" is, was or has been? :lol: :wink:

rockbilly · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:06:09 PM »

williamlayton. Boy I sure hope I never get as old as you are. It would sure cost a bunch to convert over to golf. What is a set of Pings worth anyway? :roll: :roll: :roll: