25 years of marriage

[.308]

This may be an old one, but it's new to me and I thought it was funny enough to share.

Subject: 25 years of marriage
 
The husband and wife go to a counselor after 25 years of marriage.
 The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 25 years they've
 been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up,
 goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately.
 The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
  The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife
 needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

 The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
 Monday and Friday, but Wednesday I go target shooting.

[rockbilly]

My old grandpa use to tell me, "Son, if ya treat your bride like your best filly, then she won't act like an old nag."  Lots of truth here. :wink:  :wink: