If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Just find a way to sneak in.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors to treat you.
Demand bilingual local government forms, bulletins, and applications that allow you to access the same benefits as Mexican citizens are entitled to.
Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand, amigo."
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand free education for your kids. And demand classes on American culture be taught in the Mexican school system.
Openly flaunt your American identity. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Complain about the "unfairness" in Mexico.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford you other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Attempt to vote in Mexican elections even though you are there illegally.
Denounce anyone who criticizes your demands or behavior as "racist". Demand that the Mexican Government punish those citizens.
If you get deported, repeat the same procedure again - you know there is no penalty for repeat offenders.
Good luck! You may be demanding for a long time.
Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive, stupid, cowardly, misguided, politically correct politicians.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't , go ahead and try the above in Mexico.
