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Offline Questor

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« on: March 15, 2006, 03:20:32 AM »
A guy asks an elementary school teacher out on a date and she accepts. At the restaurant he asks her if she'd like a drink. She says "No! No! No! What would I tell the children? I can't have a drink!"

After dinner he asks her if she'd like a cigarette and she says "No! No! No! What would I tell the children? I can't smoke a cigarette!"

Later while driving he asks her if she'd like to go to a motel and she says "Why yes! I would! That would be great! Let's go!"  He is a bit surprised and says "But what will you tell the children?" She says "Oh that's easy! I'll tell them you don't have to drink or smoke to have fun!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 02:10:32 PM »
:)  :)  :)

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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2006, 07:41:39 AM »
:toast:  :grin:  :)
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