S.A.R.S. Iraq Secret Weapon

[Robert]

Iraqi secret weapon? All of a sudden everybody is waving at our troops, and Iraqis are surrendering. I do not trust it. I think they are just crazy enough to expose themselves to a deadly communicable disease and surrender to infect our troops. I SURE HOPE OUR FORCES HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS AND ARE QUARANTINING DEFECTORS

[Jack Crevalle]

Since most SARS cases seem to be in Asia it seems unlikely that this was a weapon developed by Saddam Hussien. He has access to much worse stuff like anthrax and small pox if he wishes to use them. These weapons however, like his chemical weapons, pose a greater risk to his own people than our troops. Not that he cares.