Crucial Safety
Because of recent abductions
In daylight hours, refresh yourself
Of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you,
And for you to share
With your wife,
Your children,
Everyone you know.
After reading these 9 crucial tips,
Forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
In this crazy world we live in.
1. The elbow is the strongest point on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide
In New Orleans.
If a robber asks
For your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you....
Chances are
That he is more interested
In your wallet and/or purse
Than you,
And he will go
For the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown
Into the trunk of a car,
Kick out the back tail lights
And stick your arm out the hole
And start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you,
But everybody else will.
This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency
To get into their cars after shopping,
Eating, working, etc.,
And just sit (doing their checkbook,
Or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator
Will be watching you,
And this is the perfect opportunity
For him to get in
On the passenger side,
Put a gun to your head,
And tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone
Is in the car
With a gun
To your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine
And speed into anything,
Wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is
In the back seat
They will get the worst of it.
As soon as the car crashes
Bail out and run.
It is better than having them
Find your body
In a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting
Into your car in a parking lot,
Or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
Look around you,
Look into your car,
At the passenger side floor,
And in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
Enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
By pulling them into their vans
While the women are attempting
To get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
Parked on the driver's side
Of your vehicle,
And the passenger side.
If a male is sitting alone
In the seat nearest your car,
You may want to walk back
Into the mall, or work,
And get a guard/policeman
To walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better
paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS
Take the elevator
Instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places
To be alone
And the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun
And you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you
(a running target)
4 in 100 times;
And even then,
It most likely
WILL NOT
Be a vital organ.
RUN,
Preferably !
In a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women,
We are always trying
To be sympathetic:
STOP.
It may get you raped,
Or killed.
Ted Bundy,
The serial killer,
Was a good-looking,
Well educated man,
Who ALWAYS played
On the sympathies
Of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane,
Or a limp,
And often asked
"for help"
Into his vehicle
Or with his vehicle,
Which is when he abducted
His next victim.
************* Here it is *******
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me
That her friend heard
A crying baby on her porch
The night before last,
And she called the police
Because it was late
And she thought it was weird.
The police told her
"Whatever you do,
DO NOT
Open the door."
The lady
Then said that
It sounded like the baby
Had crawled near a window,
And she was worried
that it would crawl
to the street
and get run over.
The policeman said,
"We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do,
DO NOT open the door."
He told her that they think
a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded
and uses it to coax
women out of their homes
thinking that someone
dropped off a baby
He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls
by women saying that
they hear baby's cries
outside their doors
when they're home alone
at night.
Please pass this on and
DO NOT
open the door
for a crying baby ----
This
e-mail should probably
be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby theory
was mentioned on
America's Most Wanted
one Saturday
when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana.
I'd like you
to forward this
to all the women you know.
It may save a life.
A candle is not dimmed
by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys,
if you love your mothers,
wives,
sisters,
daughters, etc.,
you may want to
pass it onto them, as well.
Send this
to any woman you know
that may need
to be reminded
that the world we live in
has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe
than sorry.
