Women problems at the cabin

[bearfat]

I own a hunting shack with two other guys. We set ground rules down 17 years ago that NO WOMEN WERE ALLOWED AT THE CABIN DURING HUNTING SEASON.

This rule was broken almost stat and continues to be broken although now some of the women actually hunt and that's ok (barely) as long as they shoot does.

I nailed a pair of my underwear on the door about 5 years ago to WARD OFF THE WOMENFOLK but it had little effect.

Now one of my buddies woman has nailed her underwear on the door next to mine, and she continues to bring in women stuff into the shack such as a table cloth, scented candles, etcetera.

I'm out of ideas and her underwear next to mine (pic attached) has quite frankly got me spoofed.

What's she up too?





Above pic was taken the 1st weekend spent at the cabin and the "No women allowed during hunting season" pact was agreed to. Those were happier days.

Now all I hear is whining, "The outhouse is full", or "There's mice living in my mattress." or "I smell something dead under the cabin."

I'm sick of it. 

[kid_couteau]

   Im just joining the ride.

I wanna see how this turns out

Kid

[Graybeard]

Seems to me you don't have women problems at the cabin you have MEN problems at the cabin and those men have women problems at home. Or maybe I should say they have a problem deciding just who it is that wears the pants at home.

If you made an agreement of no women then be men enough to enforce it or find new hunting buddies. Who owns the land and the cabin? If not you then buy you some so you can make the rules. Clearly whoever is allowing the women up are NOT the boss around their home.

[billy_56081]

  Well I guess its time for you to find your oldest, dirtiest and most holy pair of underwear and wear them and only them while in your cabin. Not bathing may also help.

[sidekick]

Surrender. Cut your losses and make the best of the situation. This is a war you will not win, or at worst, will wish you would have lost if you somehow do win. This is my prediction anyway. You heard it here first.

[mikedb]

At least it is not what I thought when I first read the subject line.  Let's not go there ok.

[targshooter]

Dang!
Next thing you know the girls will take you guys up there BEFORE hunting season and clean house. You'll sweep, wipe down the sink. get the wasp nests out of the out house, even beat the matresses. No more dry coughs as your immune systems get used to the cabin the first few days and the thrill of a mouse pissing on you as you sleep will be gone.
We (4 partners) had a rule that there was no smoking in the cabin as this can impart scent on your hunting clothes.
I like the undies on the door, BTW, any woman willing to hang her undies on the door probably looks pretty good in her LJs hanging around the cabin. I always enjoyed the does around the cabin when they started showing up. And, yes, once they have invaded, the girls are there to stay. It took one season for our cabin to get invaded. The opener was a buddy's wife who decided upon seeing it during their summer drive that it needed her attentions immediately. She called the other girls and WE (it was coed) had our first weekend clean up that year.
We did add two new rules (and they were adhered to);
No scented candles, see in-cabin smoking above.
No embroidered sheets!
The girls had the following:
No pissing off the steps.
Farting in-cabin was not tolerated.
Everyone must bring a change of underwear for each day we were there.
And don't you know it, the buddy's wife shot a 4 pt. buck the first day out on her first deer hunt.
Oh yes, that reminds me of the unprinted rule. One girl goes (only two hunted), they all go. And they all went every opening weekend from then on.
Dang!