Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father. His father ran his hands up and down the horse's legs, and then it's shoulders. Then he ran his hands over the horse's chest and across it's back. He then patted the horse's behind.
After watching all this, little Johnny asked, " Daddy, why are you doing that to the horse?"
His father replied, " Well Johnny, I think I might want to buy this horse."
Little johnny started to sob a bit, and his father asked, " Johnny, What seems to be the matter?"
Johnny looked up at his father and said, " Daddy, I think the UPS man wants to buy mommy!"
