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Offline tallyho

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This about says it all....

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber a gain replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business"and "Becoming More Successful.

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

 {Get ready - You're going to laugh out loud}

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference...
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Re: Difference between the political left, and the rest of us...
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 03:01:32 AM »
VARY GOOD AND WELL DONE.   JIM

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Re: Difference between the political left, and the rest of us...
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 04:45:58 AM »
Thanks Jim, but I can't take credit for it - a friend sent it to me and I just thought it was a great piece to share.

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