Ok guys this is the classic case of the first liar doesn't stand a chance.
When I was 5 we moved into another house. Taking bath one night I decided to shoot the light bulb that stuck out over the tub.
(No shower combos back then) One good shot from my Weegee and pow, I am sitting in the dark with glass in tub.
Then there was the horse that tried to kill me, and the infamous ice pick, and the bicycle wreck, and the time I was up in the top of an oak tree with an axe, and the section harrow that I snagged up on top of the tractor while i was driving, and the time I pushed in the clutch on the tractor on a long steep hill and a front tire came loose.........